Those little jerks are crawling in even your couch. You won't even know they're there until it's way too late. These little bastards {are{ tough to get rid of|make you want to burn your entire house down.

• There are ways to fight back!
• Sleep with a flashlight.
• {Bed bugs canbe controlled.

These Fucking Bed Bugs Are Killing Me

Goddamn Fucking bed bugs are killing me. I've tried everything! They've scrubbed this place until it shines, bought everykiller under the sun, andit's just a temporary fix.

• I wake up every night with these bites.
• Itchy welts.
• I can'tsleep anymore.

I'm at my wit's end. Where are the exterminators when you need them?

Shit's Busted, I Have Bed Bugs

Dude, my life just hit rock bottom. You know that creeping, crawling terror you get when you think about bed bugs? Yeah, well, guess who's dealing with it? This sucks and I don't know how to start. My apartment is infested with these little biting demons and they're making my skin crawl. I've tried everything - diatomaceous earth, bug spray, sleeping in the bathtub - but nothing seems to work. I feel like I'm going insane. This is worse than taxes. I just want these bugs gone!

Have these Damn Bed Bugs Outta My House

Listen up, folks, I've got a huge problem. Those nasty bed bugs have decided my house is their new hotel. I'm talking about bites everywhere, and the idea of them being everywhere in my furniture gives me the goosebumps.

I've tried everything, but these creatures are tough. I'm at my wit's end and I need to get rid of them once and for all.

This is a nightmare, and I need some advice. If you have any tricks on how to destroy these bloodsuckers, please, share them with me!

What in the It's a Bed Bug Apocalypse

It's turning into a nightmare out there, folks. Those itchy little critters are running rampant. You can't sleep soundly without fear anymore. I've {seen bites on peoplewho look like they got attacked by a swarm of mosquitos. It's enough to crawl into a bottle of whiskey. I {don’t know about you, butI’m starting to feel like we'refacing our doom.

The Bitch Ass Bed Bug Problem

Damn these parasites, they're the worst. They just show read more up outta thin air and ruin your whole damn sanity. You feel a bite with these little creatures from hell. And don't even get me started on the horrible itching. It's like they take joy in torturing you.

• You spend|You waste|You torture yourself|days, weeks, months|forever trying to kill these little creatures.
• The fight's never-ending
• Your mind breaks

Seriously, fuck bed bugs. They're worse than nightmares. You just want to cry and {give up|run away.